RAR

[ayrlyn]

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk
Military FRIENDS: Will post 360 security so you dont get caught

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs
Military FRIENDS: Call your parents Drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Know some wild nuts will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
Military FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, d**n...we f**ked up...but hey, that nuts was fun as f**k!"

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you.
Military FRIENDS: laugh at you and tell you to put some vagasil on your girl thingy.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
Military FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in the first place.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will Low Crawl naked into the room with a camera and hope for the tag team.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will listen to your relatioship problems and hope it works out for you.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will listen to you over a long hard road march, and will help you straighten it out better than Dr. Phil.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
Military FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Might try to hit on your girl behind your back.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Have sthingyed with you in the field more than your girl has, and would never even think about doing that.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
Military FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
Military FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will man up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
Military FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "pregnant dog, you better drink the rest of that nuts, you know we don't waste.. That's alcohol abuse!!!"

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".
Military FRIENDS: Will say "okay just one more" and then 2 minutes later "okay just one more".

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will talk nuts to the person who talks nuts about you.
Military FRIENDS: Will knock them the f**k out!!

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you."
Military FRIENDS: Will actually take a bullet for you.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will ignore this
Military FRIENDS: Will repost this

[tinyflame]

I liked that ;D
here is one for ya if a person tells you that he/she is fine here is what they really mean
F**ked up
Insecure
Neurotic
Emotional

[ayrlyn]

Methinks the filter on this site may be a BIT oversensitive.

[ayrlyn]

and some of the words that things get changed to make absolutely no sense

[tinyflame]

here is a cute story

Barry returned from the doctor's visit one day and told his wife Doreen that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed, and they made passionate love.

Six hours later, Barry went to her, again, and said, "Honey, now I have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?" Doreen agreed and again they made love.

Later as Barry was getting into bed, he realized he had only eight hours of life left. He touched Doreen's shoulder and said, "Honey, please? Just one more time before I die?" She agreed, and afterwards she rolled over and fell asleep.

Barry, however, heard the clock ticking in his head. he tossed and turned until he was down to only four more hours. He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up. "Honey I only have four hours left! Could we...?"

His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, "Listen, Barry, you know I love you but I have to get up in the morning! You don't."